things augie said.

speculations on comedy and the meaning of life
no claims made to the veracity of anything

things augie said a little while ago.

bye, bye 20 and 25.

augie discovers stand up is good for your health. not why he does it, but nice to know.

directions: east. west. south.

augie has never had any desire to rock the kasbah.

friend roadrunner sez: meep-meep.

augie didn't have emojis to play with when he was growing up.

december, sneaking up on Christmas

augie is pleased to report that grandma did NOT, repeat did NOT, get run over by a reindeer.

augie used em dashes long before AI ruined them.

a thousand words deserve a picture. maybe two if they're good words.

where does augie know you from?

please leave a message after the tone. or not. your call.

kicking off the advent event

are we having fun yet?

friend dread pirate roberts says: prepare for. disappointment.

feeling isn't a choice.

The sun will rise tomorrow whether you see it or not.

dress like a Scandinavian.

entering november holiday zone

today is the tomorrow you were living for yesterday.

friend Mrs. Malaprop sez: His physiognomy is so grammatical!

friend Mark sez: Always tell the truth. That way, you don’t have to remember what you said.

fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear.

never use absolutes.

updated november the 6-7

say hello to today’s new, improved self, now with faster dot-connecting!

the only reason I can see for our being here is to provide chuckles for God.

Bill, Ted and Abe all agree: be excellent to each other, and party on!

have your people contact my people.

if it’s on the floor, it’s a cat toy.

updated october the spooky

friend robert lamm askz: Does anybody really know what time it is? Does anybody really care?

reminder: animal magnetism ≠ magnetic animals

always tell the truth. it confuses people.

decision: should I be happy today?

if you must worry, worry about things you can control.

updated october the mid

there is a difference between being lost and not knowing where you are.

writing is writing.

what kind of person is augie? for that matter, what kind of name is augie?

reality is just one aspect of the life I experience.

if enough people tell you to get a life, it might be time to take the hint.